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"If Chuck Norris Wants Your Opinion, He Will Beat It Out Of You" T-Shirt - Jet Black
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From the 1985 movie Code of Silence, comes a t-shirt that has one of the greatest Chuck Norris one-liner quotes. "If I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you." Well, that settles that, doesn't it? We won't give our opinion on this tee lest we incur the wrath of the Norris, but we will say that it's a tee we'd be proud to wear. It's a super soft, preshrunk cotton tee in standard men's sizes.
"Chuck Norris Has Two Speeds Walk And Kill" T-Shirt - Jet Black
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Chuck Norris quotes are so often just simple and to the point. This t-shirt quote is no different; it is memorable and timeless. It says, "Chuck Norris has two speeds WALK and KILL." When Norris isn't walking, he's killing and when he's not killing, he's just walking. We wonder what our two speeds should be... hmm...
"When Chuck Norris Talks Everyone Listens And Dies" T-Shirt - Washed Charcoal
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This is a great Chuck Norris one-liner tee to add to the collection. It features a big ole mug shot of Chuck and states, "When Chuck Norris talks, everyone listens AND DIES." What else is there to describe about this shirt? He's so to the point! Our kind of man! Made of soft preshrunk cotton in charcoal gray.
"Chuck Norris's Forecast: Cloudy With A 90% Chance Of Pain" T-Shirt - Washed Charcoal
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Have you realized that weather forecasts nowadays take newscasters 20 minutes or more to explain? Well, here's today's forecast from Chuck Norris that's a welcomed change: "Cloudy with a 90% chance of pain." That leaves a 10% chance of no pain, so steer clear of the area!
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